🤑 Elon Musk Just Found the Ultimate Life Hack: $1 TRILLION Pay Package! 🚀💰 Hold up, fam. 🤡 You know Elon Musk is like the human embodiment of "Why Not Both?"—and now he’s trying to level up his wealth game to straight-up Thanos mode. 🙌💸 Shareholders just gave the green light for a mind-blowing $1,000,000,000,000 pay package if the dude meets his *"ambitious targets."* Talk about short-term pain for long-term gain, amirite? 🧠💥 *Leaked Musk Quote*: "I told them I’d only accept this deal if I could pay myself in Dogecoin. Gotta keep the memes alive!” 😂 Now that’s what I call a power move, but honestly, can this guy get any more galaxy brained? Meanwhile, shareholders are out here looking like Drake pointing left (👉) because they think stonks🚀💥! But we know they’re fr fr just fueling a cringe meme fest while he’s off mining Mars for NFTs. 👽✨ 🔥🥵 Prediction: If this crazy plan works out, Elon might just flex on us all from the moon while we're all stuck here seething in our day jobs. 😂💀 The bottom line? It's all fun and games until Musk accidentally turns us into the plot of WALL-E. 🌍🤖 Share this before he tweets it into oblivion! 📲✨ #MuskMania #BrokeVsRich