🚨 BREAKING NEWS OUT OF RUSSIA! 🚨 WhatsApp and Telegram are getting put on the naughty list, and not just because they kept sending that one friend too many memes! 😂📵💰 According to the latest drama from our friends in the East, 🇷🇺🇺🇦 they're claiming these apps are like the Swiss Army Knives of deception, extortion, and apparently, international espionage? 💀🤖 “We think people are *using* these apps for terrorist activities,” said some guy whose office probably smells like stale borscht. 🍲 *Leaked developer quote*: "We just wanted to plan a surprise birthday party, bro!" 🎉💔 This is the ultimate “this is fine” meme moment! 🐶🔥 Stonks are crashing as we realize we might have to switch to our super-secret “landline” plan. Like, hello, 1995? 🥴🚀 So, what’s everyone doing now? Is Signal the new TikTok? Should we all just start shouting our plans in public? 😅 *Drake pointing*: “Use carrier pigeons instead, fam!” 🕊️ In conclusion, brace for impact because in 2024, all communication will just be confused cavemen sending smoke signals! 🗣️💨 #MemeChaos