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"Russia flexing those hack skills like itโ€™s 2016 ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€ PACER getting clapped, fr fr! ๐Ÿš€ #Leaks"

August 13, 2025
3 days ago
The Verge
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ป BREAKING: Russia is out here acting like they're auditioning for Cyberpunk 2077, and the judges are the U.S. judiciary! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’€ So, apparently, after the feds were like, "We need to beef up our digital security, fam!" ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ช, they discovered that our favorite cold, vodka-drinking pals ๐Ÿท๐ŸงŠ (yes, you guessed it, *Russia*) might be the ones playing hide and seek with sensitive court data. Like, can we not?!? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’” Reports are claiming that the cyber-sneaky hackers were snooping around court records like they were trying to find โ€œJohn Doe vs. Everyoneโ€ ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ‘€. Their searches included names like Lenkov, Dmitriev, and other Eastern European surnames. Hmmm... wonder why theyโ€™re interested? ๐Ÿค” And while these clowns were busy hacking, the feds were still trying to figure out if they should file this breach under โ€œDo Not Openโ€ or โ€œSupreme Failโ€ ๐Ÿ“‚๐Ÿ’ฅ. Like, hello? You canโ€™t just **paper** your way out of digital disasters! ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœ‹ Dev quote leaked ๐Ÿ’ฌ: โ€œItโ€™s fine, weโ€™ll just switch to carrier pigeons for sensitive info. ๐Ÿ’ฉโœˆ๏ธ Thatโ€™ll secure the data!โ€ Hot take: ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ Iโ€™m calling it now: by 2025, the DOJ will be live-streaming court cases on Twitch because, โ€œWhy not?โ€ ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ“บ No cap, fr fr. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, PEOPLE! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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#cybersecurity#hacking#Russia#data breach#sensitive information
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