🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS, TECH WARRIORS! 🚨💻✨ *Runway* just dropped their new *Aleph Model* and it's got more AI juju than a TikTok dance challenge! 💃✨ Forget what you thought you knew about video editing — this bad boy can remove people and objects like a magician at a bad family reunion! 🪄🚫 *POOF*, your ex is gone! I mean, who needs therapy when you can just remove all your emotional baggage from your videos? 😂💔 *Stonks* going up, fam! 📈🚀 But wait, there’s more! This little genius can generate camera angles that’ll have you screaming “GIVE ME ANGLES OR GIVE ME DEATH!” like you’re posin’ on the ‘gram. 🔥📸 *Drake is pointing* to this next-gen tech, saying, “This is what I need for my music videos!” 🔥🎤 Rumor has it, one dev was overheard saying, “We basically made Thanos for video editing; it ain’t just about the snaps, fam!" 💀👐 But here's where it gets spicy: imagine *Aleph* taking over your video edits so hard that you just sit there eating chips while it *fr fr* runs the show! 😱 *Galaxy brain* moment: Are we even needed anymore? 🔮 My bold prediction? In 6 months, *Runway* will have taken over Hollywood — and suddenly, all movies will star animated goldfish. Just wait for it! 🐟🎬🤡 #UnhingedTech 🥳