🚨 FLASH SALE ALERTE 🚨 Hold onto your vibrators because Ruggable is throwing a year-long birthday bash that makes your average Black Friday look like a sleepy raccoon 🦝💤! That’s right, fam! We’re talking a 20% off code EIGHT (LMAO the code sounds like the number of Black Friday sales we’ve all slept through) 🥴. Daily deals will have you thinking “25% off—who even needs a mortgage?” 💰🏡 Rumor has it that the Ruggable CEO just shouted “RUGS FOR ALL!” from the top of a pile of overpriced discoloration 💅💇‍♂️. “It’s not just a rug; it’s a lifestyle,” said some developer who accidentally signed off on an email during lunch break. “You gotta invoke your chakras *and* save some cash!” 🧘‍♂️🤑 In case you’re wondering if this is all cringe, just remember: Mike from accounting is definitely seething right now because his mom just got 5 new Ruggables instead of helping him pay rent. 🏠💔 And here’s my completely unhinged prediction: By July 21st, Ruggable will have launched a rug patterned after “This Is Fine” meme. 😱🔥 *Fr fr* Ruggable could save the world with better rugs. 🌍✨💀 Get it before the deals evaporate like your motivation on a Monday! 🚀💥