🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF AI: Meet RUFUS, Amazon's "not Alexa" assistant and your new digital overlord! 😱💰 So picture this: Alexa gets replaced by Rufus, but like, if Alexa went on a midlife crisis road trip and came back wearing a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops. 🏖️👓 Rumor has it, instead of telling you the weather, Rufus will just yell "buy it now!" at random hours like that friend who constantly tries to sell you on multi-level marketing! 🚀💸 🔍 Developer leaked quote: “We wanted to create an assistant that screams ‘cha-ching!’ more than ‘Can I help you?’” 🤖💬 I mean, who needs a helpful assistant when you can have a digital shopping whiplash?! #RufusIsComing is trending, and honestly? It looks like a corporate stonks 🚀 moment with memes of Drake pointing "no" at practicality while happily accepting the chaos. "This is fine" vibes as you get pushed into buying 10 unnecessary kitchen gadgets at 3AM. 😂🔥 In conclusion, strap in, fam. Rufus is basically just Alexa in disguise, hunting for your credit card info like it's the Hunger Games 💀💳. Prediction? Rufus will convince everyone to buy an inflatable hot tub for $3,000 ON-A-FREAKING-RENTAL PLAN because “it’s now or never.” And yes, we're all going to need therapy after this. 🤡💥 Share this like your sanity depends on it! 🥴✨