🔔🔔 Breaking News: Rubik’s Cube Is Now a $299 Tech Monster! 🤡💸 Y’all, I just stumbled upon the wildest glow-up since that one kid in school discovered protein shakes. Meet the **Rubik’s WOWCube**: the high-tech reincarnation of our beloved childhood puzzle that once cost less than a slice of pizza 🍕 and was the OG brain teaser! Now, it’s basically a smartphone with the same level of anxiety 🤯. 🔮💥 Before you ask “why tho?” let me explain: this bad boy has IPS screens ON EVERY FACE 😱 and it’s packed with *apps*! Like... is it still a Rubik’s Cube or have we crossed a line here? Can I download Tinder and swipe left on my ability to solve a cube? 💔 👉 “What’s next?” I asked a *leaked* developer. “A Rubik’s Cube NFT? LOL, brb, stonks!” 💰🚀 So, we’ve gone from “How many moves to solve?” to “How many apps can I download on this thing?” Don’t get me wrong, the tech is *based* 🔥, but for 300 bucks? Just plain *cringe*. This is fine. 🙃 🔥💬 Here's my unhinged prediction: Soon enough, we’ll be solving these cubes using virtual reality while the original is sold in the clearance bin next to dial-up modems. Who's in? 🤖💀📉 #RubiksRevolution