🎉🔥 ALERT: Roy Lee, the AI Rage-Bait King, is pulling up to TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, and it’s about to get SCREAMIN’ LOUD in San Francisco! 🚀💰💀 Snooze-fest? NOT TODAY! 😤💥 This dude is basically the “Drake pointing” meme towards ALL the boring AI noise 🤖 — he’s gonna show us how to RAGE against the machine (or maybe just the *boring* human beings pushing this tech) 💩. Forget your overpriced latte, save THAT cash and fork out for some earplugs instead. 🗣️📝 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I’d rather watch paint dry than sit through another AI chat that doesn’t involve *actual* chaos. Roy's the only guy who gets it.” - Some poor intern at the event. Meanwhile, I can see it now: Roy drops some hot takes, people start throwing chairs, and all the influencers are filming the carnage like “This is fine.” 🔥😱💣 So, if you wanna join the FOMO train, get your pass for Disrupt where rage-baiting = SUCCESS 💪💥. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: After this event, we’re all gonna want Roy Lee to be our therapist. #NoCap 💯🤡