🚨🎉 BREAKING: Austin’s Routefusion just snagged a whopping $26.7M in a Series A round, and I'm not saying it’s a glow-up, but it’s LIT! 💰💥 So, what’s the tea? ☕💅 They’re serving financial institutions with their spicy API that lets you embed accounts, payments, currency conversions, and compliance like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🏽🤖 *cue Drake pointing* “better than your bank, no cap!” 🏦❌ Like, legit, if you’re a financial institution out there still using carrier pigeons to transfer money—TIME TO WAKE UP! 🦉🔥 Developers are like, “our code runs better than my ex’s excuses” and honestly, fr fr, same. 😂🚀 *fake leaked quote from a dev:* “Compliance is just a fancy word for ‘make sure we don’t get sued’.” 💀💼 Meanwhile, PeakSpan Capital is like, “Stonks!” 📈🤓 as this startup rides the “we’re not like other fintechs” wave. This is the kind of chaotic financial revolution that makes you wanna slap your parents for being stuck with a boring bank. 🤡💳 🔥💀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all have our bank accounts managed by a sassy AI named “Cashy McCashface” who’ll roast us for every poor budgeting decision. Just wait. 👀💸