🚨🧹🚀 BREAKING: Roomba 104: The OG Vacuum Who's Got No Time for Mopping! 💵💦 Buckle up, fam! The Roomba 104 is strutting into Black Friday sales like it's walking into a club with a 40% off sign on its back. 🕺🔥 Slashing its price to just $150—like, who even needs a human maid when you have a mini-floor-revolution over here? 🤖💥 Sure, this little guy can’t mop (cue the Drake pointing meme 🙅‍♂️), but it will vacuum like it’s been training for the Roomba Olympics. 🏅 With FOUR levels of "suck it up, buttercup!" suction power, it’s here to deal with your hairballs and dust bunnies like a certified pro. And yes, it navigates with LiDAR—basically a laser map that says, “Hey, I don’t wanna eat your shoes today.” 🥲🚫👟 All you gotta do is download the Roomba Home app and make it your personal cleaning assistant. Scheduling a clean? You’re basically living in 3023, no cap! 📈 "We expect sales to go 'stonks' this Black Friday," said an anonymous iRobot dev (probably too busy giving the Roomba a pep talk). Hot take: If you don’t snatch this deal, are you even living right? Expect to see a future where humans are obsolete, and only our Roomba overlords reign—sipping battery juice and vacuuming our crumbs. 🌌🔥 #RobotUprising #VacuumLife