💥🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, coders! The RondoDox botnet just dropped a hotter than your mom's chili exploit for XWiki servers, and you better believe it's not just a stunt for the TikTok clout! 🍵🦠 So, some hacker gremlin found out that XWiki has a *le* gaping vulnerability (CVE-2025-24893 with a spicy 9.8 CVSS score 🔥💀), and they decided to take everyone’s grandma’s old router on a *wild* botnet party! Yes folks, we're talking about unpatched servers getting turned into glorified zombie drones! 🤖🧟‍♂️ "RondoDox ain't here for finessing; it’s like Drake pointing at your security flaws giving you the side-eye 👀💔," says a *totally real* anonymous malware dev. "Just a little eval injection, and BOOM, you've got yourself a botnet bigger than your ex's excuses! 😂" Meanwhile, IT managers everywhere are seething in despair, sipping their lukewarm coffee like “this is fine” 🔥☕. Pro tip: patch your software, or don’t be surprised if you end up on a list of Ls. 🥴 Prediction Time: Within a month, XWiki servers will be dancing on TikTok, posting "It wasn't me!" memes! 🤡💰😱⚡️ #StonksAren'tJustForStocks