
"RomCom y'all need to chill, using SocGholish fake updates for that Mythic Agent drip 💀🔥 #CringeOrBased"
💔💻 BREAKING: RomCom IS BACK and it's NOT looking like a cute date at the movies 😱💥 Forget the popcorn, we’re serving malware! 🍿💀 So, picture this: You’re chilling with your JavaScript loader, SocGholish, thinking it's a totally normal Tuesday 😌☕️, and suddenly it turns into a freakin’ rom-com plot twist! 😂 Plot twist: the only *love* story here is the one where your personal data gets abducted! 👾🚀 Our buddies over at Arctic Wolf Labs (not the party you wanna crash, fam) dropped the TEA ☕ and said this is the FIRST time RomCom has ever pulled such a cringe move 🤢: using SocGholish to launch its Mythic Agent malware! All the hackers be like: 🦸♂️ Developer #1: "Dude, I just wanted to make a video game, not create a new way to steal identities!" 🦹♂️ Developer #2: "But... STONKS! 💰" Yeah, no cap, it’s like watching a bad rom-com where instead of a happy ending, you just get a data breach! 😬🔥 Prediction time: by 2025, we’ll have malware delivering pizza 🍕 and running your Zoom meetings. So get ready, 'cause your next conference call might be *literally* hijacked! This is fine, just fine... 😅💔💔 #RomComMalware #WhoNeedsLoveWhenYouHaveDataTheft
