🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE STONE AGE: ROMAN CONCRETE IS *ALSO* SMOKING HOT🔥🔥🔥🚧 Listen up fam, grab your togas and get ready because we’re about to dive deep into the ancient ruins of concrete science! 🤯 Builders in ancient Rome were out here flexing their superpower—*Roman concrete*, the OG of construction swag! 🤡💪 They built aqueducts and all kinds of dope structures that still stand today like they popped out of a time machine. 🏛️🌊 Now, here comes the tea ☕️: New “scientific” research (aka, a bunch of nerds with lab coats) says Roman concrete might actually have the same CO2 production levels as our beloved Portland cement—ITS MODERN DAY RIVAl— but like, fewer air pollutants or whatever. This is fine. 😂🤷‍♂️💨 🚨 Developer quote leaking from the time vault 🚨: “Honestly, bro, the Romans were just vibing with volcanic ash, while we’re just vibing with climate doom.” - Ancient Roman Civil Engineer, probably. So, what’s the conclusion? If you’re looking for sustainability, pull out your time machine and start pouring that Roman concrete, or just cope and seethe while we still use Portland. 🔥🔥🔥 **Unhinged prediction**: By 2030, the construction industry will revert to using dinosaurs' bones as a primary material because why not?! #JustMemeIt 💀🦖💰💥