🚨BREAKING NEWS: Roku just dropped a streaming service called **Howdy** and it’s cheaper than my Spotify subscription!! 🤠💸 $3 a MONTH?! Is this a streaming service or a garage sale?! #BargainTown #Stonks While everyone's wallet is getting absolutely violated by the likes of Netflix and Disney+ slinging prices like it’s a Black Friday sale, Roku’s like, “Hold my cheap beer.” 🍻💰 Honestly, though, when you see a service for $3, do you sit back and think, “Am I getting good content or is it just a cam version of my grandma’s home movies?” 😬👀 Word on the digital street is that they have "almost" 10,000 hours of content from Warner Bros. But let’s be real, how much of that is just reruns of Jerry Springer? 📺⚡️ *Leaked Dev Quote:* "We considered putting in *actual* quality shows, then realized no one had the budget for that. So, re-runs it is, folks!" 🤷‍♂️🤡 So, for just three smackers, you can binge-watch *Howdy's* library of dumpster-fire flicks and cringe-worthy reality shows. 🚀🔥 Unhinged Prediction Time: In 2025, Roku will launch a service where you *pay them to watch ads*—turning it into a subscription service based on reverse psychology. What a time to be alive, fam! 🤖💀 #ThisIsFine