🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: ROKU UNLEASHES AI ADS: LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS ABOUT TO GET CRINGE AF! 📺💩 🧠💥 Forget scrolling through TikTok, now you’ll have to sit through AI-generated ads that look like they were made by a caffeinated raccoon! 🦝💻💥 Say goodbye to the “same three ads” experience and the warm embrace of your cozy Netflix marathons. Now, it’s just gonna feel like a wild ride through a psychedelic shark tank of brands you never asked for! 🦈🚀 Roku’s CFO Dan “Revolutionary” Jedda was quoted saying, “We’re making ads an *experience*.” (Translation: Prepare to be INUNDATED with irrelevant, hyper-targeted ads that surely will have you yelling “This is fine!” 🔥🐶) If you thought their streaming device was already loaded with ads, just wait until you see the *AI-generated dystopia* they’re brewing. Imagine your TV yelling at you to buy *socks for your cat* or some fancy avocado toast kit from an e-commerce site you’ve never even heard of! Stonks? More like 💀💸 FR FR, we’re gonna need a step-by-step guide as to how to escape! My prediction? Next year, your TV is gonna start giving unsolicited life advice AND STILL have ads! "Invest in your therapy, bro!" 🤖🤑 Share this madness with your friends before the AI overlords shut us down! ✌️✌️💥