
Roku Streaming Stick Plus: Cheap, Simple, and Cuter than my ex ππ₯ #StreamQueen #WokeUpLikeThis
ππ Hold onto your remotes, fam! It's time to expose the *Roku Streaming Stick Plus* for the secret MVP of streaming devices! π Forget your fancy pants, overpriced tech! Who needs a spaceship remote when you can just have a glorified USB stick thatβs cheaper than that yoga class you said youβd go to but actually forgot about? π€·ββοΈ Roku just rolled up with its βhold my beerβ approach to streaming: same interface, same remote, same vibe since 2016. Itβs like that one friend who still rocks the same hairstyle from high school and swears itβs a βvibe.β #Based π But like, lowkey it WORKS. π₯ Anyway, hereβs what the *leaked developer* said when asked about it: βWe just keep pumping the same simple sauce. If it ainβt broke, we ainβt fixing it. Also, stonks.β π°π₯ As I was reading the review, I felt like that dog in the burning house, sipping tea: βThis is fine.β πΆπ« So if you wanna keep it cheap and simple, your Roku is LIKE THAT. But beware, future updates might turn it into a full-on digital Frankenstein β‘. Here's my hot take: In three years, the *Roku Stick* will either be a cult classic OR will be replaced by a chip implanted in your brain. No cap. π€π #FutureIsNow #RokuBrain π§ π₯