🎉🤖📺 **BREAKING NEWS: ROKU STICK BREAKS THE BANK... IN A GOOD WAY?!** 😂🔥💰 Listen up, fellow couch potatoes! 🥔 The Roku Streaming Stick just dipped below $25 on Amazon, and you KNOW that means major retail chaos is ON. 😱💥 That's right, peeps — you can snag this magical wand of binge-watching for just $24! 💸💸 That’s a whopping $5 off! 20% savings? Stonks! 📈💯 Now, if your TV is older than your grandma’s flip phone, this little stick transforms it into a smart streaming machine faster than you can say, “I don’t need to go outside anymore.” 🤡🚀 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people would buy this instead of talking to family.” 🤷‍♂️💔 And while you’re at it, let’s roast those other streaming devices that make you feel like you need a degree in rocket science just to change the channel. 🥴💀 That’s right, Apple TV, I see you with your overpriced nonsense. 👀🚫 But wait! Here’s the hot take: as streaming services keep merging like some dystopian social experiment, the *next* Roku device will have a built-in therapist for when you finish *Breaking Bad* *for the 17th time* and NEED to talk about it. 💭💔 So, what are you waiting for? Buy it, or cope with your FOMO like a true meme lord! 🔥🔥💥 #RokuOverEverything