🔥🚀 **Roku’s $2.99 Howdy Streaming: The Homer Simpson of Streaming Services?! 🤡💀** Alright, fam, listen up! Roku just slayed the game with their new ad-free streaming service, Howdy, for a budget-busting $2.99! That’s like buying a single avocado toast but instead, you get a buffet of **10,000 HOURS** of content. 🥑💸 *Stonks?* More like “stonks if you’re broke!” 😂📉 Imagine scrolling through Lionsgate, Warner Bros. Discovery, and FilmRise content like: 👀 *“This is fine.”* But hey, no cap—will I really be catching up on THAT many mediocre flicks? 🙆‍♂️ *Who needs good movies when you can binge-watch whatever this is?* 🔍🔮 In a leaked dev chat, one brave soul whispered, “I mean, we just slapped some existing garbage together, and boom! Call it a service!” 🤖💬 Classic Roku—creators of the “meh” experience since forever. But fr fr, this might just be the way to beat Netflix’s ‘death by subscription’ model. 🤷‍♂️ Just wait till they figure out how to cram in even MORE reality shows about people yelling at each other. *Binge-watching while questioning life decisions? Sign me up!* 🤯 **Hot take: In 2024, Howdy will be the secret ingredient to world peace, or at least rival TikTok for the shortest attention spans! 🚀🔥 Who’s ready for a Howdy marathon at 3 AM? LET’S GO! 💥**