🚨🎉 BREAKING: ROKU JUST BECAME A WHOLE MOOD! 🎉🚨 Yup, you read that right! If you thought your couch potato hours were just fine (and they were, don't lie), Roku decided to throw a party with 4 FREE new features to dominate your screen time like it’s the Hunger Games 🏹🍿🔥. First up: "Surf Mode." 🏄‍♀️✨ Sounds like the only wave you’re gonna catch is the one where you scroll through TikTok Reels until you forget the concept of time. BUT IF YOU’RE STILL READING: it “helps” you discover new content by turning your TV into a TikTok algorithm on steroids! 🎥🤖 💡 Leaked Quote from ‘Concerned Developer’ 😱: “I thought we were done with social media on the couch. Next, they’ll want us to start TikTok-ing during family dinner.” 😬 Plus, your TV will now have a gossip fest with the “Top 10 Movies” & “Top 10 TV Shows” lists. 🙄 Because who doesn't want a constant reminder of how they're not watching what everyone else is?! #StillNoStonks But let's keep it real: do we even need more ways to drown in streaming overload? 🤔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This is all leading up to Roku dropping a feature that ONLY plays ‘The Office’ on loop until the end of time. Mark my words—Sphinx 🦁-level hieroglyphs of “Roku 4 Life!” will be carved in the couch of history! 💀💰 Who's ready to watch chaos unfold? Share if you relate! 🤪📺 #RokuRevolution