🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Roku just dropped a new streaming service called "Howdy" and it’s like Netflix did the Macarena with a discount bin at a dollar store! 💃💰 Only THREE DOLLARS A MONTH! That’s cheaper than your morning coffee, fam! ☕️💀 This ad-free buffet of entertainment is throwing shade at all those other streaming giants who are charging an arm and a leg for their overpriced content. I mean, **no cap**, it’s 2023 and if I have to pay more than $5 to watch my favorite movies, we’re gonna have some serious beef! 🥩💔 “🚀 We just wanted to give the people what they want: no ads and a smile! 🤖” - some anonymous Roku developer who probably just got hired yesterday. And Guess what? 🥳 You’ll get the juicy goodness from companies like Lionsgate and Warner Bros. No cringe blockbusters, just pure stonks! 📈🔥 So, while you're bingeing Howdy, Netflix is over there seething like it just got ghosted at prom. 👻😂 They could NEVER! 💥🔥 Hot Take: The next wave? Roku will start charging us $1 for every time we say "Howdy" while watching— and we’ll still pay it! 🤡✨ #StreamOnStonks #HowdyStream #RokuParty 🎉🚀