🚨📺 *Breaking News: The Roku Hype Train Just Derailed! 🚂💥* Listen up, fam! The 2025 Roku Streaming Stick Plus just got hit with a price drop so juicy it could make a watermelon cry! 🍉💧 We’re talking about $29 instead of $39.99 — it’s basically being handed to you for the price of a medium fries. 🙌🍟 **Developer Quote Alert!** 🎤💬 “Finally, people can afford our overpriced plastic tube. We're just trying to keep them from using *real* remotes.” 🔥🤖 But wait, there’s more! This little gizmo isn’t just an HDMI stick; it’s basically your new best friend. Wanna binge-watch *Cats* for the hundredth time? Go ahead, it’s cheap enough to justify that existential crisis! 😂💀 Stonks are up! 📈🚀 And let’s be real, if you're not streaming at 4K in 2025, are you even living? Drake is out here pointing at you like, “Why ain't you flexing those pixels?” 😤👉 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Roku will manifest a whole *Roku Universe* where every device is a streaming stick, and we’ll all have to sign a contract with our TVs — you heard it here first, folks! 🔥🤡 Get your meme fingers ready and share this chaos! 💥✨