🚨📡 **BREAKING: Rokid’s Smartglasses are the Next Conspiracy Theory!** 🤖💥 Y’all, listen up. Meta dropped their fancy Meta Ray-Ban Displays and honestly? It's like the tech version of a *Mission Impossible* movie: OVERPRICED AND OVERHYPED! 😭💸 These bad boys are going for $800! Who you trying to impress, the Avengers? 💥💪 Meanwhile, Rokid oh-so-sneakily dropped their smartglasses for just $549. YUP, you heard that right! 💰 Stonks 🚀! But like all good things in life, this price won't last forever, because #KickstarterMagic 🪄✨ will turn that price into a shocking $740! Like, are we just ignoring the fact that I could buy like 5 burritos with that? 🌯🤔 But here’s the T – the Rokid UI looks sharper than my ex's cutting words. 🔪😳 “Picture taking is hard,” says tech guru Sam, probably trying to impress someone on the other end of the gadget. 😏📸 Strangely enough, Rokid's been around longer than most TikTok dances, dating back to before 2018. So, they’ve got some serious experience under their belt! 👴👓 **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE**: “Yeah, it’s sharp, but our marketing budget is as empty as my social life! 🤷‍♂️” 🔥🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Rokid will drop the “Rokid 2.0” and the $50 underwater version 🏊‍♂️💦! Stay tuned for the apocalypse, fam! 🌌💀 #glasseswithswaag