🎮🚀 Hold onto your thumbsticks, gamers, 'cause the ROG Xbox Ally is about to drop like it’s hot! 🔥 But wait—$600 for the base model? 🤡💸 That’s a mortgage payment for my virtual cat! 🐱💰 October 16 is the BIG DAY, but I can already hear the cries of "This is fine" as wallets weep 💔. They’re throwing the Xbox Ally X at us for a whopping $1,000! I mean, are they giving it gold-plated buttons or what? 🤖💎 Imagine this: “Hey bro, I just spent my entire paycheck on the new Xbox Ally,” said absolutely no financially literate human EVER. 💀😂 And don’t even get me started on trying to dethrone the Steam Deck. Like, that’s like trying to one-up the Mona Lisa with a finger painting! 🎨👀 *cue Drake pointing at his Steam Deck* But fr fr, what does it even do? Is it going to serve me iced coffee while I game? ☕🍉 ‘Cause if not, I’m just gonna keep vibing with my Steam Deck. Stonks are about to crash, fam! 📉🚀 In the words of an imaginary developer, “Honestly, we just thought gamers would pay anything for RGB lights.” 🤷‍♂️💡 Prediction: The ROG Ally will become the world’s most expensive paperweight. 💾👑 #ROGXboxAlly #PainInTheWallet