🚨📦 BREAKING NEWS, FIBER-FANS! 📦🚨 Prisma Photonics just pulled a *major glow-up* in the funding game, snagging a cool 💵$30M💵 to bring their total stonks to a whopping 💰$80M! 💰 That’s right, folks! They’re turning regular ol’ optical fibers into futuristic sentinels straight outta a sci-fi cinema! 🎬🌌 Imagine your cable TV line, but instead of streaming the latest season of "Who Cares?" 🙄 it’s guarding our power grids! ⚡️ "Hey Google, can my fiber optic take a hit for the team?" 🤔 According to a *totally real* leaked dev convo we overheard: Dev 1: "Bruh, we’re practically superheroes now!" 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ Dev 2: “Yea, but like… invisible ones, fr fr.” This tech could *literally* be the difference between a blackout and binge-watching the latest cat videos, which let’s be honest, is the real measure of success in life. 🙌💻 You know what they say: *This is fine.* 🔥💀 As for predictions? I’m calling it— in 5 years, your Wi-Fi router will be giving you life advice while monitoring your home for intruders. 🤖✨ Get ready to be spooked and enlightened by your own home network! 🏡💥 #Funding #FiberOpticFeels #TechThatSlaps