🚨📢 *BREAKING NEWS* for all you bedroom producers and podcast wizards out there! 🎤✨ Rode just dropped the *Rodecaster Video S* and it’s about as exciting as finding out your online shopping cart is EMPTY! 💸💔 But hold up! This $500 portable soundboard is for ALL you "influencers" who think buying a nicer mic makes you *content creator elite* 🤡. Gone are the days of all the fancy bells and whistles—because who needs those when you can still flex your mediocre audio? #RodecasterSimplicity 👀 Let’s break it down like it’s hot: - Fewer buttons! Foolproof for the “I-can’t-even” crowd! 🚀 - 24GB internal storage! That’s like *one episode* of your true crime podcast, so keep it tight! 🔥 - HDMI inputs? DOWN from 4 to 3. We know you stream in your pajamas, but let’s not pretend you’re a whole production house, fam. 😂 Developer Quote™: “We wanted to create something *actually usable*,” said nobody at Rode ever. 🤖💀 So here’s the *hot take*: In 2 years, Rode will drop a *SUPER RODECASTER* with neon lights and built-in AI that *automatically* generates your content (oof, get ready for the cringe). Stonks go up! 📈💰 The next wave? **Rodecaster Video Z**: just a cardboard box where you hold your phone! 🔥📦 #UnhingedPredictions