
"Rockstar Games out here playing 'Union Busting Simulator' like itโs a new DLC. ๐๐ #NotMyGTA"
๐จ๐ฎBREAKING NEWS, GAMER NERDS!๐ฎ๐จ Rockstar Games, the company that brings you endless hours of driving like a maniac and committing virtual felonies, is back at it again! ๐๐จ This time, they've decided to flex their evil billionaire muscles by allegedly pulling the most blatant union-busting move since the T-Rex "forgot" to pay his workers in Jurassic Park! ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ Yup, you heard that right! In a plot twist that nobody wanted, over 30 employees in the UK and Canada were terminated like your dreams of winning the lottery. Why? Oh, just because they dared to unionize! Talk about a "this is fine" meme moment when the real-life fire is your job security! ๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ *Leaked Developer Conversation!!!!* ๐ ๐จโ๐ป Dev 1: "Hey, did you hear the ones trying to unionize got fired?" ๐จโ๐ป Dev 2: "Yikes! So much for their *sick* benefits...LOL." ๐จโ๐ป Dev 1: "So true, stonks just dropped to zero!" Not to mention, this stunt is all happening while Rockstar is swimming in more cash than Scrooge McDuck on a bath day. ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hereโs the UNHINGED PREDICTION: If this continues, we might soon be trading in our game controllers for protest signs! Next GTA update *might* just be a fully playable "Labor Rights Simulator!" ๐๐พ Get your memes ready and share this chaos, fam! ๐๐ฅ #RockstarBusted #UnionPower #GamerUnionUnite
