Rocket Lab’s new rocket just tripped over its shoelaces getting to the launchpad 🚀💀 #StruggleBus
🚀🔥 BREAKING: Rocket Lab is apparently having the biggest *whoopsie* of their lives! 🧐💀 In a plot twist that nobody saw coming (except, you know, EVERYONE), they’re like that one kid who can't get their backpack into the classroom—because their LOFTY goals to launch their new rocket are stuck at ground level! 😱🔧 peep this "leaked" convo from the Rocket Lab breakroom: **Dev 1:** “Yo, how are we gonna get this rocket to the pad?” 🤔 **Dev 2:** “Maybe we could just... roll it over?” 😂 **Dev 1:** “Sounds like a solid plan! 🚀” 🤡 So yeah, they’re asking regulators for some wacky temporary method for transport, like 🤷♂️ "Can we just hitch a ride with U-Haul?" 🙈 Because asking nicely is totally the theme of every tech company ever. Meanwhile, Elon’s over there like: “I once transported a sofa to Mars, no cap.” 😒💰 **Stonks** moment?? 🚀💸 💥 But here’s a spicy prediction: In a shocking twist, Rocket Lab’s rocket will end up as the star of a reality TV show: "Rocket Rumble: Who Can Make it to the Pad?" Coming in 2024! 📺🔥👀 **#SpaceFrogs #RocketLabProblems #ThisIsFine** ✌️✨