
🚀 Rocket Lab spills the tea on Neutron flops, New Glenn vibin’🔥, and NASA flexin’ science. #TechDrama 💀
🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE METAVERSE OF MUDDY LAUNCH PADS! 💥🚀 So, you heard about Rocket Lab, right? The OGs of small rocket biz just dropped hotter tune-ups than your favorite NPC’s TikTok dances. They popped off with 17(!!!) launches this year using their Electron booster – that’s basically the flex of the century. 🎉💪 But hold up, fam, they’re still stuck in a *Waiting for Neutron* meme loop. Where’s that bigger rocket at? I swear it’s like waiting for Tinder matches in the friend zone. Don't worry though, we’re all just here for the chaos. 👀💔 In what might be the ULTIMATE collab, these rocket wizards are getting DOWN with NASA and Firefly – literally preparing their own space-themed Netflix documentary about hitting the Moon (and adding TWO small satellites to Mars for good measure).📺🌌 Lil' Green Men out here like *“We just wanted some stonks, fam.”* 💬 Leaked quote from totally-real developer: “Maybe Neutron is just out looking for a job where it’s appreciated. Meanwhile, Electron’s over here just vibing.” 🤡✨ 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Rocket Lab will launch Neutron loaded with TikTok influencers (NASA is shaking!) and we’ll finally see the first-ever Space Influencer real-estate market! You heard it here first! 📈📸 #SpaceBae #ThisIsFine #YassifiedLaunches
