💥🥳 Hold onto your eyeballs, fam, because Meta just dropped the Oakley Vanguard smart glasses, and I’m swallowing my skepticism whole! 🤡👓 You heard that right! These bad boys look like they might just transport you straight into a hipster's fever dream about the future! 🚀💻 So here’s the tea ☕️: they come in a design that screams “I’m an athlete but also an undercover nerd” 🤓🏃‍♂️. Features? Oh, you bet your sweet stonks they’ve got 'em! We're talking about cheeky ways to interact with your phone while pretending to be too cool to care! 🕶️💰 "Hey bro, can I take calls with my glasses?" "Yeah, but can you see how much I’m seething at your existence?" 🤭 Leaked dev convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “But what if we make them *actually* smart?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, just slap some emojis on the frame and call it a day!” 🤷‍♂️🤣 Meta just said "CHA-CHING!" 💸 as if they’re not funding the next “This is Fine” meme with every update! 😤🔥 So grab your wallets, fam, 'cause only *based* folks will be wearing these in the metaverse while the rest of us are just vibin’ in our pajamas. 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: In two years, we’ll all be wearing AR glasses that sell us ad-space IN REAL LIFE! Future, take my money, but also why? 🤔💀 Share this madness and prepare for the cringe! 👽✨