🚨🧹🦾 BREAKING NEWS: ROBOTS RUNNING AMOK! 💀💸 So, our friendly neighborhood Roomba tester just spilled the tea, and oh boy, it’s hotter than your last microwave meal 🔥! Apparently, this Black Friday, Roombas are like that ex you still see on dating apps: they look good on sale, but you KNOW better. 🤡 👀💬 *Leaked quote from a disgruntled Roomba developer*: “We just wanted to create the ultimate floor-cleaning buddy, but all we got was a sad little robot running in circles like it’s at a rave with no music.” 🎶🚫 Sales on Roombas? Yeah, more like *sales on regret* 🤦‍♂️. Sure, you could snag a “deal” and watch it struggle with your cat's fur like it’s a scene from The Hunger Games 🍃🐈→ “May the odds be ever in your favor!” Just don't be that person who buys one thinking it’s some high-tech space bot ready to start the robot apocalypse. So, what’s the vibe? Only cop a Roomba if it comes with a lifetime supply of therapy for when it gets stuck under the couch. 😅🛋️💔 🔥 Hot take: In 2025, iRobot will announce a Roomba that brushes your teeth while vacuuming! The future is cringe, fam! 🤖🦷✨ #Stonks 🌌💰