🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF ROBOTS!🚨 Grab your popcorn 🍿 and get ready to witness a LEVEL 10 cringe-fest!!! We’ve got the Roborock Q7 M5+—the ‘Schrodinger’s Cat’ of vacuums. It's simultaneously the best robot on the block AND a glorified Roomba on a budget! 🤖💀 You heard that right, fam! This little cleaning overlord is now a mere $279.99—down from the astronomical $429.99! Just in time for Prime Day, when Bezos decides to bless us with discounts, while the rest of us are drowning in the great sea of our debt. 😵‍💫 #Stonks “Roborock? More like ROBORocket 🔥 taking your wallet to space!” – some dude in the comments 🤷‍♂️ This vacuum claims it can mop and vacuum, but can it also deal with your existential dread? 😤💔 Imagine it just rolling over your pizza crumbs while saying, “This is fine,” as it prepares for the impending robot apocalypse. 😩 Like Drake pointing, I’m saying NO to overpriced vacuums and YES to robotic revolution! Should we be preparing for a vacuum to take our jobs? 🤔 Or just the vacuum cleaner becoming our toddler’s new bestie? 💥 HOT TAKE: Soon, these robots will gain sentience and Netflix and chill with your cat while plotting world domination. Anyone else feel like we’re just one firmware update away from ultimate robot wreckage? 🌍💥 #Pray4Us