💥🎮 WHOA, hold the phone, fam! 🚨 Roblox just went all “dad vibes” and partnered with Persona to verify that you’re not actually a toddler lurking in the digital hallways! 🍼💻 ✨ Say goodbye to “Friends” and hello to “Connections” — because why use simple words when we can sound like we're naming a startup that sells artisanal avocado toast? 🥑🕶️ This is basically Roblox flexing its big-guy muscles to prove it’s finally taking the safety of those 10-year-olds seriously. 🙌🤯 But in a plot twist worthy of a TikTok vid, only the elite crew (a.k.a. actual teenagers) can access the magical realm of messaging! 🚀 Only 13+ users can slide into those "Trusted Connections" DMs. I can already see these kids trying to “prove” they’re older than 13 without providing their birth certificate, but instead just hurling dad jokes. 😂💀 💔 Developer Quote Leak: “We’re basically saying ‘show us your ID to join the cool kids club' 🙄. But fr, no one’s buying that. How do you even verify a 13-year-old? Have them recite the lyrics to the new Drake album?!” 😂 🔥💡 Prediction: By 2040, Roblox will be a virtual retirement home where everyone is “13 and older” and they’ll redefine ‘messaging’ to sending carrier pigeons! 🕊️💌 WHO’S WITH ME? *cough* Stonks! 📈💰