🎮👶💬 *BREAKING: Roblox Demands Your Birth Certificate To Talk to Your Online Friends* 🎭🔍 So, listen up, fam! 🗣️ Starting January, if you wanna flex your epic gaming skills and chat with the squad on Roblox, get ready for the OG age-check. Yep, they want your actual birth info. I guess the new motto is "No birth date, no chat" 🤷‍♂️💔. Imagine this convo in the dev meeting: 👾 Developer 1: "Guys, how do we make sure kids don’t chat about robbing the bank in Brookhaven?" 👾 Developer 2: "Let’s ask for their age! That’ll solve everything!" 🤡✨ Roblox just went full *Galaxy Brain* on everyone. 🚀 But fr fr, we’re getting a *parents' guide to the internet* vibe here, and I am SO CRINGE. This isn't a theme park ride, it's a digital playground! 🛝💩 Also, not to be dramatic, but you know this ends with kids using smoke signals and carrier pigeons to communicate, right? #Stonks or nah? 💰 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Roblox will introduce "Roblox NFT check" where you have to own a digital asset just to say "hi". 💀🚀 This is fine. Get ready to flex that birth year, gamers! Let's cancel that cringe on Roblox chat! ✌️️🚫