🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ROBLOX HITS US WITH A BANGER! 🕺💰 Listen up, fam! 🤡🚀 Roblox is dropping a Creator Rewards system, and it's about as spicy as a lukewarm chicken nugget! 🍗🔥 Starting July 24th, creators can snag a WHOPPING 5 Robux 🎉💵 for each “active spender” (basically anyone who's spent enough cash to fill their fridge with instant noodles) who chills in their game for AT LEAST 10 minutes. 10 minutes?! 😂 That's literally the same amount of time it takes to find your old MySpace login! LEAKED DEV QUOTE: "We thought 5 Robux was cool, but turns out you can’t pay rent with that... unless your landlord is a Roblox NPC!" 💀🥴 But HERE'S the kicker: These payouts are ONLY for the first 3 experiences an active spender hits. So, like, if your game is the fourth option, you might as well be that dude at the party who brought a six-pack of water. Cringe! 🚫💦 ALERT: This is fine meme incoming! 🐶🔥 Imagine making a baller game only to find the reward system is as generous as a penny in your couch cushions. 💔 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a bold move, Roblox will start charging you 5 Robux just to breathe in-game, because why not monetize oxygen? 🚀💸 Get ready to *seethe* while scrolling through TikTok! 🔥💀 #RobloxRiches #CreatorStruggles