🎮🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🎮: Roblox, the ultimate digital playground where kids flex their creativity (and parents flex their patience) just got slapped with some lawsuits harder than the last time you tried to log into your old Neopets account! 💀👀 💔 Friday was a rough day for Roblox's stock—down 6.34%! That’s right, folks! 🚨💸 Investors are feeling like that Drake meme, heartbreak emoji and all. Turns out, they were too busy counting stonks to check if their “digital babysitting service” was actually safe! 🤡🔥 According to sources (aka my pet goldfish), devs were overheard saying, “We thought ‘don’t talk to strangers’ was just a suggestion. 🤷‍♂️” LMAO! Maybe Roblox thought they were hosting the wildest Zoom party instead of keeping the kids safe! 😂💀 Meanwhile, parents are sitting back like, “This is fine” as they watch their clan of tiny tycoons get into who-knows-what in the Metaverse! Will they release a new patch to fix this? Or just upgrade their “Oopsies” button? Who’s counting???? 🤔🤖 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT 🔥🔥🔥: In 2024, Roblox will introduce a “Parental Guidance” DLC that costs $99.99 and comes with a virtual guide that goes: “Don’t Let Your Kids Near the Internet.” 💰💀 Tag a friend who plays Roblox and let the chaos unfold! 🚀🚀