🎮🚀 STOP THE INTERNETS! 🚀🎮 Roblox is OUT HERE trying to crack down on creeps with the most **FORCEFUL** age verification plan since... I don’t even know! Maybe when your grandma tried to book an online appointment? 💀✨ So here’s what’s happening, fam: by the end of 2025, EVERYONE will need to *prove they're not a 35-year-old man living in mom’s basement* 🏠💼 to use the chat features. Like, bro, if I wanted to deal with age checks, I’d just go back to getting carded at the liquor store! 🍷🙅‍♂️ #CryingInRoblox These brainiacs at Roblox are all about selfies and ID submissions for age verification—I mean, come on, guys. Did we forget the time Facebook asked for my first pet’s name and the street I grew up on? 😩🤡 Insider leak says, "We just want to keep the 8-year-olds talking to other 8-year-olds! What’s next, government IDs for wearing pants in public?" 🩳😵‍💫 In other words: get ready to **flex** your baby face in the 2025 *Roblox Age Verification Olympics*! 🏅🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE TIME: By 2026, Roblox will require you to solve a Rubik’s Cube while reciting the first 50 digits of Pi to access their platform. Stonks 🚀 or nah? 🥴💰