🎉🚀BREAKING: Roblox just dropped the hottest 🔥 new feature that’s like a “Request to Verify Your Existence”🤣💀 for teens! That's right, kiddos aged 13-17 get to showcase their faces via VIDEO SELFIES! Oh snap! 😱😎 *“Honestly, I just wanted to build a cool castle, not submit a photo for my resume,”* says some random Roblox dev who definitely did NOT sign an NDA 🤡📸. Let’s be real, all of us over 18 are just here for the vibe and the stonks 💰 (because let's face it, the game is basically digital monopoly now). But wait, there’s more! Apparently, the new AI age verification is called Persona, which sounds more like a high school band than a tech feature. 😅🤖💔 Can we get a “Drake pointing” meme for all the minors stuck in ‘Verification Hell’? So grab your geology pickaxe 🎮 and get ready for the best or worst hangout of your life—because nothing screams “safety” like a creepy AI trying to guess your age based on your potato-quality selfie 📸🤳💩. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In five years, Roblox will be single-handedly responsible for the rise of the meme-based social credit system. “Not enough ramen emojis = No entry to your own virtual castle.” Here for it? 😂✨💀