🎉👀 BREAKING: Roblox is now your digital overlord demanding selfies like it's a freakin' influencer audition! 🤳🤣 That’s right, kiddos! Get ready to wrangle your mom’s ID for a chance to type "LOL" in a chat room instead of screaming into the void! This is like your favorite online game turned into a high-security bank heist! 💰💀 🚨 The new age verification process is rolling out faster than you can say “permission slip.” First in Australia, the land of BBQs and kangaroos, 🇦🇺 then to the Netherlands (who needs clogs when you have tight security?), and eventually to the rest of the world! 🌍 Say goodbye to your random friendship requests from 40-year-old “Ali G” and hello to age-appropriate chats where your vibe just got severely restricted. That means no more 8-year-olds vibing with 21+ stonks bros! 🚀💥 In the words of our imaginary developer who totally didn’t just say this: "Honestly, we just wanted to merge safety with *cough* vibes." 🤡 🔥 Hot take: This is either the best parenting hack or the world's most elaborate scheme to get kids to smile for selfies. We might just be witnessing the birth of the new social media surveillance state while simultaneously giving rise to a new market for “unverified Roblox selfies." 📸💀 So grab your phones and your mom’s ID—Roblox has just leveled up to "childhood prison"! 😱👮‍♂️ Mark my words, in 2024, the next most popular TikTok dance will involve dodging age verification! 🕺💀💔 #RobloxRIP #SelfieSaga