🚨💥 ALERT: ROBLOX PULLING A “CALL OF DUTY: MATURE CONTENT” VIBE ON US! 💥🚨 So listen up, fam! Roblox is NOT playing around anymore. They just dropped a new age-verification tool faster than you can say “stonks” 📈💸—and guess what? It’s using facial recognition to classify your age before you can chat! 🤖👶👴 I can already hear the screams from 12-year-olds who can’t subtly bypass the system with a wig and a Snapchat filter! “This is fine” is the new “I’m 18” 🌈🔥, fr fr. Imagine being blasted into a different age group just because you accidentally looked like a potato on camera. 🥔💀 “We basically want to make sure grandma isn’t playing alongside your 5th grader,” said some dev on Discord who forgot to mute their mic. 🍕👾 But let’s be real, when did facial recognition become the bouncer at the digital club? 🙄 No cap, this feels like trying to find out if you’re old enough to download the latest meme pack… or just a cringe flashback to high school when you were asked for ID at a video game convention. 💡 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next thing you know, they’ll be using your pet’s facial IDs too. “Sorry, Sir Fluffykins, you’re too old to play with words!” 🐈💔 Share this if you’re ready for more chaos in the metaverse! 🚀🔥🤡 #RobloxIsWild #NotYourGrandmasGame