Roblox going full mom mode: no unrated chaos, server bans, & 17+ dramas only! 💀🚫 #StaySafe #Cringe
🚨EXCLUSIVE LEAK: Roblox is basically turning into the digital equivalent of a “family-friendly” restaurant where you need a wristband to enter the grown-up zone! 🌈🤡 According to our totally legit inside source (aka a random dev on Discord 🙃), Roblox is rolling out some new rules that make security measures on TikTok look like a day at the park! ☔️💀 👶 NO CAP: If you’re under 17 and trying to flex your *not-so-innocent* creations, you better get ready to face the ban hammer! 🪓💥 Unrated experiences? Nope, those are now EXCLUSIVE to the elite coder club! 🤖✨ And if you think you can roll into the adult-only hangouts unverified? *Drake pointing meme* 👀 “Nah fam, you gotta show your ID!” Turning Roblox into a *super-secret no-kids-allowed* lounge is peak *cringe* 😬🔥 "To help our younger users have a better experience," said Matt Kaufman at the Roblox office. “Plus, we just want less drama on the servers,” he added while sipping his soy latte. ☕️💁♂️ 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: in 2025, Roblox will just be a virtual retirement home. “Come play with Grandma! She’s leveling up on Minecraft.” 💾👵💚