🚨🛑 GET READY, GAMERS: Roblox is unleashing some next-level tech to get your cringe-filled teen years a lil' more secure! 🎮💥 Check this out: they’re rolling out “Trusted Connections” for the 13-18 squad. You know, just in case you want to collab with your homies and not some random creepers from the shadows! 👀🔥 But let’s keep it a buck: Roblox has been under fire like a starter in the Super Bowl. ☠️💩 Florida's Attorney General rolled up with a subpoena after realizing Roblox was a safer kindergarten for weirdos than a “This Is Fine” meme. You can’t spell “morally questionable” without R-O-B-L-O-X. 💀✨ 💬 "We want to ensure kids aren't just getting DM'd by the digital version of Uncle Gary," said an *imaginary* dev who apparently moonlights as a concerned parent. 🤡 So, Roblox users, do you wanna play with some overly strict parental controls or let your age estimation tech decide who can see your memes? *Drake pointing*—I’m gonna keep my memes on private, my dude. In conclusion: 2024 prediction: Roblox will drop a cartoon version of *PewDiePie gets owned* but for age verification. Stay tuned, stonks! 🚀💰