🚨🚨BREAKING: ROBLOX is now your overprotective mom! 🚨🚨💀 You heard it here first, fam! 💸🕹️ Roblox just dropped a whole ASSAI (AI for "Absolutely Ingenious" 😂) system to **sniff out** those sketchy child-endangerment chat messages like it's a 🐶 puppy on a mission for treats! 🍬✨ So far, ya boi's AI has reported a jaw-dropping *1,200* cases to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children in 2023. THAT'S STONKS 💰 for online safety, but fr fr, are we really expecting a computer to save the day when we still can't even get our Wi-Fi to connect? 🤔🔥 📱💬 **Leaked convo between Roblox devs**: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "What if we just made the AI scream like a Banshee every time it finds something bad?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah dude, just make it send a lifeguard emoji, way more chill." This is fine. 😏💔 But hold up! The real tea? This could lead to an explosion of kids getting obsessed with coding just to bypass the system. Call it a **CODESNATCHER** situation! 🤖🚀 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 2024, Roblox will launch a *parent-proof verification system* that involves a dance-off + a meme quiz just to get into your kid's account! 🕺💀💸 Share if you peep the chaos! 🤡🔥