🔥🚨 Breaking News from the Digital Playground! 🚨🔥 So, let me get this straight: Roblox, the sacred land of glorious block-building and epic noob-dancing, is now demanding 9-year-olds submit a VIDEO SELFIE for age verification. Like, are we in a sci-fi movie?? 🤖💀 What’s next? Roblox glorified face-scan checkpoints?! "Oh, sorry little Timmy, your eyebrows don't match our age criteria; no obby for you! 🕶️🤏" Now, don’t get me wrong, keeping the tiny gremlins safe is cool and all, but like, who’s taking this seriously? 🤨 If Apple and Google aren’t doing the heavy lifting, Roblox is out here playing “Who’s That Kid?” like some 3rd-rate reality show! 🤡💩 🗣️ *Leaked dev convo*: 🎮 Dev 1: “Should we ask kids for selfies?” 🎮 Dev 2: “Nah, just put a ‘trust me, I’m an adult’ button. It’ll be fine.” (Totally real, fr fr) Meanwhile, parents are like “This is fine...” sipping coffee with the weight of the world on their shoulders. ☕💀 In my totally NOT unhinged prediction: next year, we'll have a Roblox Live-Action Reality Show like "Survivor: Age Verification Edition." Imagine kids battling it out with selfies while adulting about their emotional baggage. STONKS! 💰🚀 Share this chaos or forever be known as a non-compliant blockhead! 🤪🔥