🚨💥 Y’all, pack up your VR headsets because Roblox just went full-on dystopian with their new “age estimation” feature! 🕵️‍♂️🥴 Are they trying to resurrect Skynet or just pull a fast one on your teen’s selfies? 🤡✨ For those holding onto their childhood, Roblox now wants a VIDEO SELFIE to chat without adult filters. Imagine your 14-year-old staring into their phone like they’re at a DMV, dodging weird questions like “Is your fridge running?” 😂📸 As if TikTok wasn’t enough for that cringe! The stonks are soaring, but so is the invasion of privacy, my dudes! 🚀💰 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We figured if they can do it for TikTok, why can’t we turn toddlers into our own little digital surveillance squad?” - Chad, Age Estimation Wizard 🧙‍♂️✨ And let's face it, who wants to share their ID just to chat? “Trust us,” they say, as we all collectively feel like we're starring in a bad Black Mirror episode! 🤖💀 So buckle up, fam—this is Roblox's way of saying, “We see you!” 👀🔥 And just wait until they roll out virtual birthday parties that require a blood oath too. My wild prediction? Soon we’ll need a full body scan just to log in. Welcome to the future, where your selfie is the new ID and privacy is just a myth! 🤯🚨💀 This is all so based that I'm still seething over my own childhood. 🥳 Share this chaos! 🥳