🚨💥 STOP EVERYTHING! Robinhood is out here trying to turn stocks into Pokémon cards, and critics be like: "UHHHHHHH 🤠🤡, this is fine" while our beloved SEC is holding on for dear life like 😱💀! That’s right, fam! Robinhood is throwing **tokenization** into the mix like it’s the hottest new dance move, and now everyone’s sweating harder than a noob at a hackathon! 🥵💸 They want to let you trade stocks on the blockchain, which sounds super futuristic until you realize your grandma's flip phone has more security than a crypto wallet. 🤖🚫 In a leaked convo, the Robinhood devs were like: 👨‍💻 "We’re just making stocks more fun!" 👨‍💻 "Bro, didn't we just get sued?" 👨‍💻 "Tokenize and conquer!" Meanwhile, the critics are channeling their inner Drake, pointing at their algorithmic trading boomerangs and saying, "Nah, fam." 🔥👀 So buckle up, because if Robinhood keeps this up, your retirement plan might end up looking more like a TikTok dance challenge than a secure investment. 💀💰 *Unhinged prediction:* In 2025, we’ll all be trading “Stonk Coins” for Yeezys on a blockchain supermarket. Just wait for it… 🚀💰💸