🚨🚨 BREAKING: ROBINHOOD GOES FULL GAMER MODE! 🚀💰💎💪 So, get this: Robinhood's big cheese, Vladimir Tenev (aka the dude who brought us "investors will just do it from their phones"), just announced that their Prediction Markets just hit a whopping 4 BILLION event contracts. Like, that's more contracts than I have ever had stable daily WiFi! 😱📈💀 You know the meme? "This is fine"? Yeah, that’s what I feel like when I realize 2 billion of those contracts were traded just LAST QUARTER. What’s next? Trading avocado toast predictions? 🥑😂 Our collective brain is on that galaxy level, no cap. 💫💳 The HOOD stock zoomed up 12.27%, and like Drake, I'm pointing at the stonks meme like: "This is what I want to see!" 📈💵 🗣️ "We’re just giving our users the chance to bet on events like they bet on GameStop," said a *totally legit* source close to Tenev. "Next up, we’re launching ‘Who Will Fall Asleep First on Zoom?’ markets!" 🤡 🔥🔥 Prediction: In a few years, Robinhood will be selling prediction contracts for when your boss will send that “urgent” meeting invite on a Friday at 4 PM. Brace yourselves, gamers! 💀👾 #ROBINHOODTAKESOVER #YOLO