🚨📈 STOP RIGHT THERE, WEB SURFERS! 🚨 We’ve got the *Atlas* browser from OpenAI slithering into our lives like that ex who still thinks you’re gonna get back together. 😩💔 Yeah, it’s got an Ask ChatGPT sidebar, but let's be real: it’s like taking your pet goldfish on a tour of the Grand Canyon and expecting it to point out the best views. 🐟➡️🏞️ First off, I’m not convinced we need a chatbot to show us around the web like a lost tourist with a broken GPS. 🗺️💀 “Hey ChatGPT, what’s the best way to get to my favorite meme site?” 🤔 *“Sorry, I can’t browse the web, but here’s a cat pic!”* 🐱🔥 We went from “Let’s innovate!” to “Here’s a fish-out-of-water experience!” 🤡🤡 Some developers were apparently heard saying: “We basically built a *Siri* that’s seen too many conspiracy theories. Kind of based, kind of cringe. 🤷‍♂️😬” So, take your brain to another galaxy, folks! This Atlas browser is like a cringe TikTok dance—fun for a sec, but let’s head back to good ol’ Google before we get lost in a meme spiral. 🚀🔥 **Unhinged prediction:** In 2024, we’ll have a browser that talks back even worse than your dad at Thanksgiving dinner. NO CAP. 🤖💰