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"Robinhood just dropped a W with revenue & user growth! 💸🔥 Who’s feeling rich? #GamerFuel 💀💰"
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"Robinhood just dropped a W with revenue & user growth! 💸🔥 Who’s feeling rich? #GamerFuel 💀💰"

July 31, 2025
14 days ago
SiliconANGLE
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🚨💰BREAKING: Robinhood Gives Us BIG Money Vibes, But Wait—Is That A Dip I Smell?! 🌊🤡 Hold on to your wallets, fam! Robinhood just dropped their latest quarterly report like it’s hot 🔥🔥—but plot twist, their crypto revenue is doing the cha-cha slide down to cringe town. 🤦‍♂️💔 Like, bro, aren’t we still in a bull market? 🐂 *insert Drake pointing meme here* So here’s the tea ☕: they reported a mind-blowing 42 cents EPS—double from last year, like “stonks” 🚀 but also “this is fine”🧑‍🎤 because crypto sales are, uh, lower than my self-esteem after a breakup. 🍕A “leaked” convo from a Robinhood dev: 👨‍💻 Dev: "Why is crypto falling?" 🎩 Manager: "Maybe we should've invested in actual food instead of Dogecoin?" 🍕😂 But hey, at least user growth is on the same level as that one friend who never pays you back but still comes to dinner. Still, are they just fluffing up numbers like my IKEA furniture? Prediction: by Q4 2025, Robinhood will roll out a “Diamond Hands Panda” mascot for crypto trades, and you’ll need a degree in memeology to understand what's happening. 🤖💀 🤑💥 #InvestInMemes #Robinhood #CringeOrStonks?

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