🚨🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE MULTIVERSE WHERE ROBINHOOD GOES INTERGALACTIC! 💥🚨🚨 So, our boy Baiju Bhatt (yeah, the dude who made it easier for you to *“invest”* in meme stocks like GameStop🍔📈) is attempting to channel his inner Elon Musk and launch a NEW SPACE COMPANY. 🛰️☁️ But hold onto your gamer chairs, fam — he’s gonna be using tech that even the aerospace industry is like, “Nah, fam, we’re good.” 🤡🔥 Imagine this: a strategy where we go from stonks to *spaces!* 🚀💰 Let’s be real; if your rocket takes off like your grandma’s lasagna, we’re all about to get blasted into the next dimension of clean energy. 🌌🌿 But wait, there’s more! (*cue infomercial music*) According to leaked sources, when Baiju pitched this idea, someone at the meeting gasped and said, “Bro, are we about to become the Tesla of space?” To which Baiju replied, “Nah, we’re going FULL ON SPACE JESUS! 🙌” So, will he succeed? Or is this just another cringe TikTok dance waiting to flop? 🤷‍♂️💀 Hot take: In 5 years, we'll be buying solar panels from the moon. You heard it here first! 🌙😎 #BasedOrCursed