🚨🚨 WAKE UP, STARTUP NERDS! 🚨🚨 Time to spill the tea on *Rob Biederman* and his quest to save us all from the eternal abyss of startup mediocrity at **TechCrunch All Stage 2025**! 💀📈 🎤 “Founders are just glorified cat herders,” says the visionary Rob to a crowd of wide-eyed entrepreneurs 💡👀. And honestly, can we blame him? Trying to scale up your startup is like trying to teach a cat to fetch—painful to watch and destined for cringe! 🤡 🔥 On *July 15* at Boston’s SoWa Power Station (yeah, it's basically a power-up station for your soul 😤🕹️), Rob's gonna drop knowledge bombs on how to wrestle with the *real* enemies: TALENT and EXECUTION! Forget the $1000 coffees and fancy office chairs. If your startup ain't got the right people and game plan, you’re just throwing stonks into the void. 📉💰 👾 So, buckle up, fam! It’s time to turn our cringe-fests into a success montage! In an exclusive leak, one dev was heard saying, “If I hear ‘scale’ one more time, I’m staging a coup.” 😂✊ Prediction? 🎆 Rob's gonna reveal that the real secret sauce to scaling is just embracing chaos and using cat GIFs as motivational tools. Just wait. 🐱💥 #StartupLife #ThisIsFine